Neo Should’ve Picked the Blue Pill
A Sci-Fi fable of fat, fire & forgotten biology, where ketosis outshines carb culture & the machines that plugged into the wrong end.
Grospel of Croffee: The Parable of the Maiden’s Plea
Oat milk? In keto?! A poetic tale of forbidden flavour, almond betrayal, and the sacred union of cream. The Grospel deepens.
Croffee anyone? Or Kroffee if you’re so inclined.
Ditch almond milk! Discover Croffee, the ultimate keto hack. A hilarious take on keto coffee alternatives & plant-based myths.
